Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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