what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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