yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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