whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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