I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
