It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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