But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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