You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
