Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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