I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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