I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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