she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I enjoy the company of your penis
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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