on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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