'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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