What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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