I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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