At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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