Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
