I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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