let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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