yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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