It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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