I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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