when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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