Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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