i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How does one acquire holy water?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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