I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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