Midget sex pt 2 tonight
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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