That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
