sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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