last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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