a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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