Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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