BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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