dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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