Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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