Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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