Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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