So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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