We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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