no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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