Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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