Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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