dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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