you guys were way drunker than both of me
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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