Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This baby is an asshole
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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