Sry I called you an 8
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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