But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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