Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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