Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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