You're so nebulous sometimes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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