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• (586): View more from Michigan

  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??

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• (415): View more from California

  The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

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  pick me up NOW

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that

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• (845): View more from New York

  Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.

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• (585): View more from New York

  She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys

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• (690): View more from

  Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.

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  Drunk, high, hungover?

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  ...I wish I had an excuse.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!

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