sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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