i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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