Don't you send me to vm
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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